Never blow your nose while you're chewing peas. They're yummy going in but very painful coming ou...
Never startle your cat just as it is about to throw up. You will be left with a long, zig-zag tr...
You know those little hand warmer packets? Don't put them on your stomach when you go to sleep. ...
When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you...
DO NOT think that cramming pancakes in your mouth at the last second will stop you from sneezing....
When reaching into the car to turn on the wipers as a quick way to remove the snow on the windshi...
When you run into someone and they won't get out of your way, before trying to go around them, ma...
When waving your hand over a bunsen burner in science class to impress your friends, don't. #LFMF