I carve your name onto this bullet. So everyone can see you were the last thing going through my ...
I papercut myself with the pages from Twilight
Plastic Bic razors just don't cut it...
I love walking in the rain, because no one knows I'm crying.
I'm so hipster that I use Yahoo to search.
My imaginary friends hate me
Today I took my cyanide pill. Then I found out it was a placebo.