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Me (driving and yelling at a driver following me too closely): Get off my butt! Mom: YOU LEAVE M...

Dad: Mojitos are like breasts. One's not enough, three's too much and things get weird, but two.....

(Cooking pancakes with Dad.) Me: They're smoking. Dad: Thanks! That's a good thing, right? Me:...

Mom: You're lucky you grew up so to be so pretty. The first thing I thought when I first saw you ...

Mom: I don't know about this iPad thing. It's too smart. Scary smart. Me: It's just a miniature ...

(When I was much younger) Me: Mum, why does Saint Nicholas have the same wrapping paper as you do...

Mom: Honey, I'm so happy you're Wiccan and not a Satanist. Me: Mom, I'm atheist. Mom: No, you'r...