MadameFerret

If you have a pet parrot, and you're alone in the house, and you wanna have some faptime, for the...

'What's new on your front?' is a good way to start an email conversation with a friend you haven'...

No matter how mischievous you feel when you're home alone, DON'T go through your parents' text me...

Don't tell your mother your girlfriend is bi when said girlfriend is in the room. Neither of you ...