Marike's Favorites
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Me: Im shooting daggars out of my eyes. Dad: Im shooting farts out of my ass. (A little while ...
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When digging in your parents closet to see what they got you for your birthday, never open the bo...
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Do not play the Sims drunk. Everyone will die. #LFMF
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Don't read the novel Pandemic, play the game Pandemic, and watch the movie Contagion in one sitti...
