MissNEBM

Dad: If you drink, don't drive. Mom: And if you end up parked on top of two cars, we're not bail...

Dad to my seven year old sister: (misreading the science word organism) "What's an orgasm?" Mom:...

Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend a...

Watching TV on New Years Eve with my parents: Me: So Justin Bieber sang a Beatles song not too l...