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(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you to...

When I was at university, I passed a mate crossing the campus who happens to be blind, and innoce...

I was sitting out front, reading a book, when my mate's little sister drove up in one of those to...

On the bus today a senior was playing on a DS. After a few minutes he yelled "Damn it Charmander!...

Today I was on the london underground, and after stopping the train at a station the driver annou...

I was at a show last night and the old man sitting next to me looked over and said "I have had al...

Months ago I asked my husband if he would be in the delivery room with me when our baby was born....

I put 6 straws between my fingers to make myself look like wolverine. I turned to my 4 year old d...

We had a code orange lockdown in my school today. I was in my chemistry class and everyone was wo...

While reviewing for a test in Astronomy, the teacher displayed how fast Jupiter rotates by spinni...

On our honeymoon, my husband and I were on the beach one day when we saw a little girl feeding br...

One girl at my school constantly boasts that she can do anything. One day, while she was bragging...