Mr.meowmeow66

Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...

(Me and Grandpa watching informercial on tv) TV: Learn Cindy Crawford's Secret! Grandpa: I knew...

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

(Nomming on a carrot) Brother: Deeper, deeper, oh yeah! (laughing at me) Me: Shut up! Mom: OH!...

Dad (Drunk): NITROGEN IS OXYGEN, SCREW SCIENTISTS, THEY'RE ALL LIARS AND FRAUDS!!!