Muskie17

Me: There have been Pot Brownies going around at school. Mom: Well, if anyone offers you one, d...

Dad: That guy is dumber than a box of rocks with all the smart rocks taken out.

>opening Mother's Day gifts< Mom: What's this symbol you keep writing on all my cards?Me: Look...

This is my dad's favorite thing to say when I have a friend in the car with us. It varies from t...