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Mom: "The dog NEEDS a life preserver! Look, he's little! Our other dogs have big feet, they can paddle well, but he has teeny little legs." Dad: "Tiny legs, bah! Midgets can swim!" Me: "Okay, that's it. I'm quoting you on the internet." Dad: "What, is there a 'Dumb Shit My Dad Says' site?"
When you see a spider descending into the shower with you: remain calm. If you panic-the shampoo bottle you throw will miss the spider and rebound to hit you in the mouth. #LFMF
