NekoDei

I was kicked out of my band for not playing only minor chords.

Ultimate emo insult? A mean girl threw bleach on me. SHE RUINED MY CAPE.

You know the part in It's a Wonderful Life where the angel shows him what it would be like if he ...

I went to a hipster party wearing my tightest jeans. Only, everyone had switched to wearing actua...

I accidentally dyed my hair "jet black" instead of "midnight."

I couldn't stomach the thought of being alone forever, so I lied to a fat girl and told her it wa...

My mom says I dress like I'm going to David Bowie's funeral. God, I wish!

being an anorexic boy makes it easier to write on yourself with sharpie and take myspace pictures

When I saw his Deviant Art page, I knew that we were twisted soulmates.

My mom took all my black clothes to Goodwill because she said I needed more color. I went and bou...

It's not fair. All my white friends are so much paler, and therefore so much cooler. Being a blac...

I've written 20 suicide notes, but none of them are good enough.

I can't grow facial hair so I don't even have a legit excuse to buy a razor... :(

I like my coffee the way I like my soul. But sometimes I get a frappuccino too, they're yummy.

Girlfriend dumped me. Claimed she already had a vagina.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number, you...