Nevix.Faolan

(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...

(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got...

(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother) Me: Josie, did that baby c...

(Christmas morning. I open a present to what I think is a new iphone) Me: You got me an iphone? ...

(Watching show about El Chupacabra with my uncle.) Narrator: Last sightings were seen in Texas.....

(Talking about moving to a town in Washington with my mother) Me: We're moving to Pullman, Washi...