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Dad: How did work go today? Me: (A daycare toddler teacher) The kids were rambunctious today. ...

I was walking in the park and saw a group of boys playing football accidentally kick the ball at ...

Tisn't me own fail, BUT... Don't ye be thinkin' that just b'cause ye add a shipload of Rs te yer...

Me: *explaining my grandma how to Skype with my cousin* Grandma: You girls today can use compute...

*Dad talking to the paramedics after being in a car accident where he lost his leg* Dad: I need ...