NoisyCrowd

Me:Someone put broken eggs in the recycling bin! Why would someone do that?! Mom: It must've bee...

My dad after seeing a really ugly woman on TV: Holy crap! Did her kids come out of her face?

Grandma: Did I ever tell you about the man who proposed to me before your grandfather? Me: No, i...

(While talking with my mum) Mum: Hang on, I can't hear you, I'm not wearing my glasses Me: ???

Dad: Look at my big toe. How it turns like that. That's not normal. Mom: Yes, it is. Dad: F...

Dad: Humpty Dumpty! *whispers* he's so sexy

Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever y...

Mom (through text): I need you to empty the dishwasher. Me: Umm.. I'm in the same room as you, y...

Little brother: Mommy, what sounds do rabbits make? Mom: They don't really make sounds, do they?...

mom: dont ask me! i wasnt there when you where born. me: mom... you gave birth to me. mom: you ...