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(Boyfriend fell asleep on the couch. I poke him, trying to wake him up.) BF: DONT TOUCH THAT D...

My drunk uncle to my redheaded sister: What did you do in a previous life that was so bad you cam...

(At a diner with my dad and boyfriend, a good-looking waitress takes our orders) Me: Uhm, can I ...

Your new boss tells you he has ADHD? GET A NEW JOB Your boss of a month tells you his mom suffe...