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My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our coo...

Correct: The gentleman who provides the voice for Elmo is a surprisingly attractive individual. ...

Good idea: Volunteering for extra credit in biology by letting the teacher do a cheek swab. Bad ...

When observing a first grade teacher, be VERY careful of what you sing to yourself, or you just m...

NEVER be sexting your girlfriend, emailing your teacher and IMing a business partner at the same ...

When the popular jock you like asks what your ethnic is, be wary. I said "Half Lebanese." He hear...

When taking a 5 year old to an art museum be aware that certain video installations may contain s...

You may think it's adorable how your cat and your dog like to wrestle each other, but that does n...

If you're a parent of an infant, ALWAYS enter the house quietly. While loudly exclaiming, "BOOM S...

When you are headed to a job interview and its snowing, bring boots. Do not try to climb up the i...

when you work in a microbiology lab and handle specimens such as stool, urine, and blood... resis...

Paper books do not have a Crtl-F function. #LFMF

Watching Law and Order SVU is a pretty good idea. But for the love of sanity, do not watch an epi...

You can't pop your back in a spinny office chair by twisting your spine. #LFMF