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(While grocery shopping) Mom: Get the Brawny paper towels with the hott guy on it! Dad: That's ...

Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link? Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box. ...

(got a text from Dad) Dad: How do I answer the phone?? Me: Seriously? You can TEXT me but not a...

While I was watching a show about drag queens: Dad: Wow, she's really pretty. Me: She's a guy. ...

(After straightening my hair) Me: I hate the smell of burning hair. Dad: You know what smells w...

Me: Mom, I'm too old to give you a kiss goodbye! Mom: I pushed you out my vag! Now give me a kis...

Mom:"Put the cat down. PUT IT DOWN. PUT THE… screw it. It’ll hurt you and that’s how you will lea...

Me:The aisle with only belts is the most boring aisle to be standing waiting for you to pick one ...

(Brother and I arguing) Me: Quit being gay! Brother: No, you're gay! Dad: Both of y'all stop i...