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Grandma: "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"

Grandpa: "Swear at it. That'll make it it work better."

Mom: "Quit fondling your brother's man-boobs."

Me:"Dad what's for dinner?" Dad:"Didn't you eat yesterday?"

Dad: "I should of eaten you when your bones were soft."

Mom:oh no, we forgot to cover the trashcans before the penguins get in! Me: what? Mom: you know...

Tasers look pretty similar to certain electric shavers. One of these does not belong in the bathr...

Good Idea: Throwing a stick for your dog Bad Idea: Holding the stick loosely and pointing it upw...

What I meant to text: "he has two pet Russian tortoises in his backyard." What I actually texted...

If you think a song on the radio sounds like Simlish, you're playing too much Sims 2 #LFMF

If the stand to your curling iron tends to heat up, be very careful when curling your bangs. You...

When the sign on the door says "PULL," pushing will never work. This is a fact of life. #LFMF