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Why do parents tell us to never speak to strangers, but encourage us to make new friends?

When you go to traffic court argue with the judge that your spedometer is more accurate than the radar gun

So you're telling me... The mailman is a friend and not my mortal enemy?

You mean to tell me that tail is attached to me

ATTACH FILE TO MAIL OPEN IT TWICE JUST TO BE SURE IS THE RIGHT ONE

You shouldn't let prisoners get measles Cause they will break out

No need to get to the airport early They'll hold the plane for you!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He needed a tutor in high school.

Purrs contentedly while you pet him Just before he turns around and bites your hand

Tries to compliment someone... End up offending them.

The Most Epic of Nose Boops

Well, Isn't That Just the Cutest Darn Thing You've Ever Seen???

If You Want My Help, Dawg, I'm Gonna Need the Full Story

Animal Videos: Pokényan - The Second Generation

Those are NAWT my ears up there!

Cyoot Kitteh of the Day: I'm Sure I'd Love Reading if I Could, Ya know, Read...

Not That I Mind

We're gonna need a bigger can-opener!

If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.

What did the muffin say to the cupcake? Nothing

Reader Squee: Hamster Birthday

...Good Dog

That's More of a "Third Date" Revelation

I let my mind wander.

I gots my sneakers. You got anyting dat needs sneaking up on?

To Purrtect and Serve!

Shark Week Gets Competitive

Mckayla Maroney Totally Looks Like This bunny

AT THE PETTING ZOO, I SAW A SHEEP SCRATCHING ITSELF TURNS OUT IT HAD FLEECE

Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: I Wanna Rock 'n' Roll All Night!

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