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Mom: .... OH MY GOD. Me: What? Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS. Me:.... W-what? Mom: I THOUG...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

*Talking with my grandma about nothing in particular* Me:...so... Gramma: If I were a stripper,...

Dad: Snoring, and then abruptly stops. Mom: Wake yourself up? Dad:(sleeptalking) THE STATUE OF ...

(my uncle to his lap dog) I'm a velociraptor... Hear me roar, you pathetic dog!

[Dad is explaining why the Imperial system sucks] Dad: It's hard to work out, for example: What ...

*After fixing some peas* Mom: I'd rather you eat peas than vegetables. Me: Uh...Mom? Peas are v...

(while driving through the Australian bush) Mum screams: (while looking out the window) OMG I JU...

(Talking about New York Ink) Dad: People walk into that tattoo place and try to be all deep abou...

(After she has taken a bunch of benadryl for her allergies) Mom: *laughing evilly and loudly aft...

(Whilst watching a cooking program on TV) Mum: That's what I want to do, move to Scotland and fa...

Dad to the cat: I won't let any walruses eat you now, will I? (We live in Nevada by the way)