Pywackett-Barchetta

When in doubt, it's not a woman. #LFMF

Annoying: Your underwear folding into your 'lady parts' Bad idea: Trying to unfold them without ...

When you are out of your medication, never watch the James Cameron marathon. After Titanic and Te...

When you hear what sounds like your son vigorously masturbating in the living room at 2:00am, do ...

Never wear panties with writing on them under a white dress. People will literally try to read yo...

Be careful when you say "Pics or it didn't happen." It DID happen. You WILL be disturbed. #LFMF

If you go to an Indian restaurant, should you order a mangorita and your 11 year-old son orders a...

If your throat is dry, do not walk into a room that happens to be full of men and ask if anyone h...