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Mom: You should turn off the computer and go play outside. Me: None of my friends live near. M...

(at a restaurant) Mom: this is soooo good, it's like an orgasm. Me: Gross! Mom: What? I haven'...

Mom: *pregnant with my sibling, to my father* Why do you want another son? You already have two, ...

I love to sleep, because life has the tendency to fall apart while I'm awake.