lfmf
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It's not a good idea to schedule a dentist appointment and music lesson for the same evening. It'...
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When you see a mirror in a store, and you want to practice your smile, remember that it might be ...
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Whenever talking to your law enforcement friends, don't confuse the word "Fugitive" with the word...
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When you are headed to a job interview and its snowing, bring boots. Do not try to climb up the i...
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When filling out a pet license, be careful which name goes into which slot. I now have a license ...
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I tried to play Second Life. It's more confusing than my First Life.
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Never use a shotgun sound as your default sound for text messages on your phone. You WILL get a t...
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Driveways are curved. Garages are not. #LFMF
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Just because you want to sound smart doesn't mean you should talk like Yoda, especially at a job ...
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Don't cheat in ethics class. #LFMF
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No matter how involved you are in math homework, it doesn't change the fact that what you just pi...
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Humane catch-and-release style mouse traps are only humane if you check them regularly. #LFMF
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If your immigrant grandfather speaks only German, don't tell your boyfriend. He will forget which...
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When buying cheap movies from a questionable source, watch them all the way through before taking...
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The following are NOT good places to stop and have a conversation with your friend(s): - At the ...
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Even if you're a preacher who's well-reasoned, educated, logical, and orthodox, it's not a good i...
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Putting in a movie to calm the kids down during a thunderstorm is generally good idea. Putting in...
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Making a dramatic entrance by pushing a door open with your foot doesn't work when the door has t...
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Always check the toilet before you sit down to relieve yourself. That great big rat that found hi...
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When on vacation in England, never ask why no one is celebrating the Fourth of July. You will loo...
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When emailing a supplier for products, remember to check the spelling twice, as ordering 120 hard...
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If your throat is dry, do not walk into a room that happens to be full of men and ask if anyone h...
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At dinner, i cant remember how we got onto the subject but.. Dad: I didn't get my uni degree in ...
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Good phrasing: I am hearing impaired and use mechanical hearing aids to correct the problem. Bad...
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Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF
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When hiking by a stream in Alaska and you see a sign that says "do not fish past this point" do n...
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When a child in a supermarket trolley is wailing at his mom as loud as he can, refrain from utter...
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No matter how hard you scrub the glass door with Windex, the dirt on the other side will not come...
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When using the reflection of a dark-tinted car window to adjust your shades and make sexy faces, ...
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I watched MTV. #LFMF
