Red_Rouge

Me: What's for dinner? Dad: Meat. Me: What kind of meat. Dad: Dead meat. Me: What kind of dea...

Me: (After being upset for some unknown reason) Mom? Can I have pudding? Mom: NO! PUDDING IS FOR...

Me: Wait, do you want to be buried or cremated? Dad: I want to be snorted. At a big party. Me: ...

Uncle Ralph: (To brother and boyfriend) Did you have sex on my bed? Brother: NO! Why would you t...

(In the computer shop) Dad: So... The shop assistant that served you earlier... Was it a he, she...

(At an amusement park) My boyfriend texted his mom: Where are you? Mom: Just got off the log f...