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When trying to seduce your GF while showering Do Not put tooth paste on your lower brain and ask ...

Using a dab of WD-40 lubricant to get office-chair scuff marks off the floor: good idea. Cleaning...

When going to the store with a bunch of guy friends and you're in need of personal things, wait u...

The top of the toilet tank is not the best place to put your cell while in the shower. It will ri...

If you just cut your gums really bad while flossing, reconsider using mouthwash afterwards

Never use your teeth to remove dried superglue from your fingertips. It won't be dried all the w...

Never, never, never flip through channels when there is a chance you could sneeze. You will and ...

Do not use copious amounts of bleach based spray cleaner in a windowless cupboard, even if that c...

Do not turn on the mixer when you are trying to lick off the icing. It may seem like a good idea ...

Use your hands, not your face, to catch the falling Pyrex dish. #LFMF

Polished marble looks great, but when choosing tile for the office bathroom floor it is best to a...

Whenever your female friend has a bulge in her stomach, never comment on her "enormous food baby"...

_Never_ feed your dog the leftover slice of garlic bread with egg. The dog's intestines will crea...

Usama bin Laden is in fact an alternative spelling for Osama bin Laden as there is no universally...

If you have no idea who Captain America is, keep your suspicions to yourself. Telling your husban...

Finding a guy who loves to read: Win! Finding out that his favorite book is Mein Kampf: Fail. #LFMF

Bra cleavage makes an excellent receptacle for an infant's vomit. #LFMF

If your 9 month old learns to pull herself up by pulling on your pants, she will use leg hair ins...

Before smacking a "giant spider" on your own forehead, make sure it isn't just a stray lock of ha...

Did you know you cannot gargle honey? You can however, violently choke on it. #LFMF

When asking your dad to get your computer cord out of your room, remember two things: 1)Your cord...

If you do happen to be stupid enough to grab the business end of a cactus as it falls towards the...