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  • No matter how much you love Doctor Who, NEVER attempt to bring a sonic screwdriver on an airplane...
  • If you want to watch Doctor Who right before you go to sleep, do NOT watch "The Empty Child". You...
  • FOR GOD'S SAKE CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE ON YOUR CONDOMS! #LFMF
  • If you're eating popcorn at the cinema, and that the more popcorn you eat, the weirder the taste ...
  • You are an optometrist looking at a patient’s eye through the eyepieces of your equipment, rememb...
  • If you have hemorrhoids, do not play basketball. The other players will forget, and you will be g...
  • While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you...

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