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If you are sitting at your computer surfing the net and a cat curls up in your lap, make every ef...

Try not to sneeze when your mouth is full of mouthwash, especially when your cat is drinking from...

Never assume that just because a baby is a girl, they can't pee right across the room.

After spring cleaning a yard inhabited by 4 large dogs, be sure the elephant-sized bag of soggy h...

If you happen to burn food and open the doors to let in fresh air, don't assume that your cat won...

Contrary to popular belief, most cats are actually lactose intolerant. And feeding your new furr...

A fuzzy blanket and a cat may feel very similar when in a dark room. Blankets however, does not h...

When cleaning a window screen of your new 2nd story apartment, make sure that your cat is some ho...

Never walk into a room being vacumed wearing a cat draped over your shoulders

Never reveal to anyone that you have a terrible phobia of spiders. You will be shocked to discove...

If your boyfriend left a closet or drawer open, don't close it until you've checked to see if the...

[1] When picking up a dark object in the bedroom at night, consider that it might be a black cat....

A black cat will in fact crawl through a 4 inch gap in a car window, curl up in your black overco...

If your 3-yr-old is carrying the cat towards the kitchen muttering "kitty needs a bath," it's rea...

Never play videos of hungry, distressed kittens to a female cat. She thought I was sitting on and...

When allergic to shellfish, make sure you read the ingredients on the bag of cat treats before st...

Your kitty can't tell the difference between her litter box and the zen garden. #LFMF

Don't assume that it's cute that your brand new puppy ate a whole bowl of cat food. However, you ...

When being in a foreign country don't randomly yell insults in your own language at people assumi...

When a bottle of Franks Red Hot sauce drops on the floor and breaks - don't assume the cat is sma...

A fresh glass of water is irresistible to a cat. When your back is turned, he will take a sip. If...

Always remember that catnip is in the mint family of plants. A nice, relaxing, peppermint scented...

If the cat doesn't want to eat the odd smelling bacon you are offering her, don't assume she is b...

When putting your feet up to watch TV in the dark, give some thought to checking for cats hiding ...

If your cat sits in the bathroom and lets out pathetic meows from time to time, do not assume tha...

When flashing a hot blond guy driving by in his black sports car, first look carefully to make su...

Always take into consideration that kittens, much like humans, will have a full bladder when they...

Professors within a program talk. "My kitten fell in the toilet" can only be used once EVER as an...

FYI, should you decide to trim your cat's claws from kittenhood, she won't develop an appreciatio...

If you work around dyes or paints, cover up any cuts your have on your arms. You might just end ...