When you're going to be away for a few days at Christmas. Don't leave the cats a 1/4 of catnip to...
Do not play the Last Man on Earth Mutation on Left 4 Dead 2 after 3 cans of Monster Energy, at 2:...
*At a gas station on a snowy pass* Dad: Hey look, traffic! Go play in it! Me: I don't feel lik...