Shaymin5

That sour cream that's been sitting in your fridge for a year has a sell by date. It was a long t...

When a co-worker takes you for a ride on his harley, the people on the freeway may not just be sm...

If the pizza shop you work at regularly delivers to the mental health ward of a hospital, never w...

Before spending 10 minutes trying to wipe off the last drops of spilled milk from your shirt, rem...

When you're looking all over the kitchen for the BBQ sauce, make sure you're not holding it befor...

Never eat hot cheetos when you feel a little sick, they are a lot hotter coming back up. #LFMF

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but your new iPhone breaks when you sit on it. #LFMF

When preparing for an important job interview, make sure the pants you have on don't have a giant...

If you play with your dog by teaching her to catch the water out the hosepipe, remember not to pu...

You know that science report you just turned in... Your computer autocorrected the misspelling on...

Never use gun powder to start a fire in the BBQ. You'll end up missing both your eye brows and no...

when frantically running to the aid of a person who has just been hit by a car at an intersection...

If you ever have to use super-glue to fix your earbuds always, always make sure the glue had drie...

A single layer of foil straight out of the oven is not hot. However, the baking sheet under it i...

When waking up hungover and swearing profusely at who ever turned on the light. Remember that the...