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Dad: Why aren't you making me lots of money like Justin Bieber? Sister: Dad, everyone hates the ...

(On phone with Dad when i'm home alone) Dad: We'll be home in an hour. Me: See ya then. Dad: D...

Mom (while watching Justin Bieber on SNL): That Justin Beaver is too young to be performing here!...

(after seeing the cat run) Grandfather: Your cat runs like its got a fire work up is ass. Me: H...

(Me and my mom were disscusing drugs) Me: So Mom, when was that last time you smoked weed? Mom:...

(Drinking with my dad for the first time.) Dad: *Unintelligible muttering.* Me: Dad, you're dru...