SheVDevil

Our telephones at work have a display screen that gives the date,time, extension and your name. ...

My mom and I where checking our tickets for a plane ride. We heard the ticket lady telling sombod...

I work in an Admissions office, and just processed an International application for a guy named H...

My high school son told me his English teacher was telling the class she wasn't going to accept a...

last night drunk me did the dishes, cleaned up and hung the washing out for hungover me. i don't ...

Today in my science class I found out that humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas. IMMD

Today at the grocery store, the produce guy announced a "sale on asparagus" by singing it to the ...

A couple of days ago when my math teacher asked, "Any questions?" I asked, "What is the meaning o...

I was sitting behind a police car at a red light that had its windows down late one night. A bat...

I was whitewater kayaking when I look over at a guy putting on a copious amount of sun screen. I...

We just got shelves put in our pantry. I put everything away as a favor to my wife. She looked,...

I purchased a desk-top Zen garden (with sand, rocks and rakes). I came in the next morning and so...

My husband was just invited to join an adult league soccer team...it's name is "Man-chest-hair Un...

Today I found out that one of the councelors at my High school, a man you can talk to if you have...

Today as I was walking home from town a guy came up to me and asked if I'd like a hug. I answered...

While playing with my 4 y/o I had a pain in my chest and grabbed my chest. She ran to the door wh...

Today I was cleaning with my very Christian grandmother and all of a sudden she screamed "Lucifer...

I saw an 80 year old woman do a backflip off the high dive. I can't event do that. IMMD

Today, my AP World History class at it's exam and to get us motivated my teacher painted his face...

I work in a call center, our calls are randomly generated from a list of customers. Today the gir...

My homework sheet today read: "Rihanna is taking a beach vacation. If the sun is 30 degrees over ...

My oldest daughter, my husband, and I used the bank's drive-through and when we got our money, th...

My friend's daughter came home from school very upset, and said, "Emma says you're the tooth fair...

In the Political Science department of my University, I saw a flier for the Communism Museum in P...

Today I was at the store and I saw a Darth Vader Action Figure. On the box it said "Choking Hazar...

Today my pharmacist handed me my prescription and said "you know if you drank more you wouldn't n...

I got into a lengthy conversation with the guy at the supermarket fish counter about the best fis...

Today my art history teacher decided that instead of talking about artists and their masterpieces...

Our library has a "dead" section for things nobody ever checks out. I picked an odd-looking book...