Shelbymoo

(Me and my Sister fighting in church) Dad: STOP THAT YOU'RE PISSING OFF GOD.

Me: Why didn't you teach me how to work on cars when I was little? Dad: I thought you were ret...

Me:I'm mad at you. Mom:No you're not, you are definitely not mad at me. Me:What? Mom:Shut up!I...

ME: I'm just a little angel. Dad (a pastor): So was Lucifer in the beginning

(after stalling over and over again learning to drive) Dad:*sigh* Your mother should have swallo...

Upon my parents leaving for the weekend Mom: No parties. No boys. Dont glue your butt closed. Lo...