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Reconsider watching Hetalia: Axis Powers the night before a history exam. You will get kicked out...

When feeding your infant twins with your overprotective wife, after she tells you to "be careful!...

Good idea: Going to a Jewish cultural festival for the fun of it, even if you're not Jewish. Bad...

(watching Wimbledon) Dad: Ooh look! Ron's in the royal box. Mum: (singing) Weasley is our king....

Eli(my brother): Well, mom, looks like you're gonna be a grandma again. Mom: Seriously?! When di...

(my dad walked up to our cat (Greg) and the cat ran away) Dad: Greg! How did you know I was goin...