SimonX13

(trying to find a foundation pale enough for me) Me: "Jeez! I just can't find one!" Mom: "You'r...

Mom: Your sister is three years older than you, except for the five days between your birthdays. ...

Me: For my birthday I would like a pair of chains (snow chains for my car we discussed about minu...

Mom: Look, if he likes what he likes then he likes what he likes so just shut up and let him like...

Dad: Are you going to eat dinner? Me: I'm probably just going to make a sandwich. Dad: NO. A sa...

(Meeting my girlfriend) Dad: Jesus! You look like a witch. Girlfriend: I am a Wiccan, not a wit...