SnowKatz

(listening to my dad talk to a video game) Guy on game: Has he been drinking? Dad: Hell yeah! H...

*i walk into room* Mom: You can't just leave body parts in the dryer!

Me: Can I have a glass of water, Mom? Mom: Do you want a plate or a fork? Me: ....

My grandma sitting on the couch with my dog. Mum: "The dogs aren't allowed on the couch mum." N...

Mom: This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship! And I AM THE DICK!

Mum: What time is it? Me: 2:19. Mum: No, what time is it? Me: 2:19. Mum: no, i'm asking the t...

my boyfriends dad, while shooting the cat with a nerf gun :"dont scare the kitty, he won't lay an...

Me:Hey,dad!I'm getting in the shower now! Dad:Alright,don't get wet!

(While talking with my mum) Mum: Hang on, I can't hear you, I'm not wearing my glasses Me: ???

*About to go out to dinner with the family* Me: Grandma, hurry up! We're about to leave! Grandm...

Father "I want you to order this for me first thing tomorrow (Monday). And with fastest shipping....