*About to go out to dinner with the family* Me: Grandma, hurry up! We're about to leave! Grandma: Wait, I want to check the newspaper to see if my name is in the obituary!
*About to go out to dinner with the family* Me: Grandma, hurry up! We're about to leave! Grandma: Wait, I want to check the newspaper to see if my name is in the obituary!