SoaringWings

(While talking with my mum) Mum: Hang on, I can't hear you, I'm not wearing my glasses Me: ???

Me: Oh Samuel (my brother) is never gonna get a girlfriend. He's too shy. Mom: The problem isn't...

*kisses husband* Mom: Don't do that, I know what you do Me: Mom, we're married Mom: That just ...

(on holiday) mom: I would keep an eye out for kidnappers. there's a lot of them around here dad...

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...

*About to go out to dinner with the family* Me: Grandma, hurry up! We're about to leave! Grandm...