The latest from SsaSsa
When you're at work, wearing your glaringly obvious SECURITY uniform, and someone asks "hey, are you security?", replying "No, today is my own personal Halloween" is briefly satisfactory but ultimately not worth the ensuing tirade and eventual write-up.
Never research your favorite song on the internet. You will suddenly understand all the elicit lesbian innuendos you didn't know it contained.
it is very difficult to place your boiling hot cup of tea on your bed in such a way that it stays upright. especially if you move afterwards, accidentally knock over the cup and burn both your hand and your butt. #LFMF
Using a fishing pole toy to lure the cat back inside is a fairly decent idea until you realize the other cats inside instantly want in on this game and you both will be tackled at the door. Extra fun when all felines involved are polydactyls. You WILL bleed. #LFMF
When you finally fall asleep at 6:00 in the morning and your alarm goes off 45 minutes later, no mater how many buttons you press on your television remote, that will not turn off your ihome. #LFMF
