When you're at work, wearing your glaringly obvious SECURITY uniform, and someone asks "hey, are ...
Never research your favorite song on the internet. You will suddenly understand all the elicit le...
it is very difficult to place your boiling hot cup of tea on your bed in such a way that it stays...
Using a fishing pole toy to lure the cat back inside is a fairly decent idea until you realize th...
When you finally fall asleep at 6:00 in the morning and your alarm goes off 45 minutes later, no ...
never get down on you hands and knees and ask your crazy loving pit bull "hey (dog's name) do you...
Just because it has a lid doesn't mean a cat can't open it. Doubly so if it knows there is chicke...