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  • Mom: The pudding knows your secrets. It sees what you did there. Me: Mom, we don't have any pudd...
  • No matter how many times you have been asked "Does this dress make my butt look fat?" in the last...
  • If you're going to let the baby go naked to get rid of her diaper rash, think about what GAVE her...
  • So I'm just waking up, when my roommate's ex-boyfriend drives up to the balcony. He decides to pl...
  • I called my friend to see if she could come to a party, and her mom picked up and told me she was...
  • 4 months ago, a friend from high school came to visit me with her 2 year old. I could only spend ...

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