Superdave17

(Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's ...

Me: Dad, why does my name only have two letters...? Dad: Because, I case you grew up stupid I di...

*While watching Intervention* Dad: All crackheads love Mountain Dew. Me: Hey! I love Mounta...

(talking about my new boyfriend) Mother:(asking me) "How can you stand kissing him with his big ...

(To my sister) Mom: Dont drive in heels. Dad: Yea, its hard. Me and Sister: How do you know!?

88 year old Grandpa: You're not drunk until you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling...