Swarthygarfield

If you've recently ripped off a giant hangnail, make sure you at least put a bandage around your ...

Although where you come from, a 'girl crush' is a female that you think is cool, and want to be ...

If your son has something to do at 8am, don't forget to double-check your watch when you wake him...

When playing Minecraft with your family, remember that you brother takes his Minecraft seriously....

Good idea: Coming up with a game to entertain your daughter at the grocery store. Questionable i...

When travelling around europe you become used to being invisible and being able to say what you w...

Don't tease pigs. #LFMF

Don't flush tampons down the toilet. They will clog in the pipe. It will cost $200 to fix this. #...

After shaving your legs, check you havent cut yourself before putting your new white leggins on, ...

When getting ready to get it on in your dorm room, wait until your roommate responds to your text...

Don't skip your morning sickness meds and then proceed to watch your husband play Portal 2. #LFMF

Ladies: Never go on Omegle video chat. NEVER. I cannot make myself any clearer. #LFMF