SweetVictories's Favorites
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Dad: I am about two seconds away from going hammered dulcimer on your ass!
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Mom: Do you think we faked our way through raising you guys? Me: Brian (my brother) fell down t...
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Mom: It's not a family christmas until there's a gun fight.
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*While driving, my mom looks out the window and sees cows grazing* Mom: Are those beef cows? Da...
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(Me and my Mum walked into Kmart behind a gay couple holding hands.) Mum: Oh my God! Look at th...
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Me: Dad you wanna take the garbage out for me? Dad: Not really. Me: You wanna help me with dish...
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