Sykostev

I was shopping with my dad when I was sixteen, and he set down a package of condoms with the rest...

*My Grandmother walks in while me and my cat are meowing back and forth* Gramma: Emily, you need...

Mom: I want something to snack on... Dad: Well lets go in the bedroom! Me: Ewwwwwww Mom: I wan...

Me: *Hears a loud noise in the living room* Ma, what are you doing in there? Mom: Why, are you w...