TennyoAkana

(Seeing woman wearing a mini skirt in the middle of winter) Me: Jeez lady put some pants on. G...

(Talking to my 9-year-old brother) Me: Hey, do you know who is coming on Saturday night? Mom: Y...

(My mom was talking to her self at the store) Me: Mom who are you talking too? Mom: Myself, I h...

(Me and my uncle walking through a park he's 23 and I'm 17.) Uncle: *Points to a group of bushes...