TerminatorKitteh

I have diabetes and 2 years ago I inherited my mom's cat, Coco, when she died. A few weeks ago, ...

Always remember the ' when texting. It's a big difference between who're and whore. #LFMF

Faking sick is NOT a good way of getting out of going to the doctor. #LFMF

When you run into someone you haven’t seen in a while, and then joke with them about why they “Lo...

When trying to seduce your GF while showering Do Not put tooth paste on your lower brain and ask ...

Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.

When things start getting frisky with your gf/wife, remeber that you were making salsa earlier in...

I had a woman pick me up with the line "I've got bacon back at my place."

I've been a smoker for years, and unsuccessfully quit five years ago. Four months back, I met th...

I was panicking over taxes, and my mother called me to help me out. The first thing she did was t...

Kama sutra is NOT the same thing as karma #LFMF