TerminatorKitteh

When you lock the cat in the bathroom with you and he starts begging for you to pet him just push...

Correct: My online gaming clan is having a meeting tonight. Incorrect: I'm going to a clan meetin...

If there's a loose thread in the crotch of your pants, DON'T pull it. Especially in public. #LFMF

If she cheats with you, she will cheat on you. #LFMF

Even after your girlfriend compulsively lies to get attention, has sex with another guy behind yo...

"Get that f**king flashlight out of my face." is not an appropriate greeting to a law enforcement...

Now matter how close to leveling up you are, sex with girlfriend > video games. #LFMF

Germophobes, never go up to female staff in a bowling alley and ask them, "How often do you wash ...

If you happen to fall asleep in class, try not to have a nightmare. You will wake up screaming, y...

You hear that baby crying in the forest? Yeah, it might not be a baby after all. It just might be...

Be careful to check and double-check how you spell the word "student". Your whole class will lau...

If you're using your laptop to give a presentation at a conference, please change your wallpaper ...