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  • If you have debilitating depression and are on anti-depressants, no matter how good you're feelin...
  • I have this really big assignment to complete and I've been feeling the stress of having to get i...
  • Me: I'm off to the party I'll be back by 11. Dad: Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful,...
  • Mom: Get sexy, we're going to Target.
  • (watching a car chase) Mum: You need to pull it out faster then that. (looking at me) Dad: Tha...
  • After having a particularly bad morning, I was walking to class through a parking lot at school. ...
  • Never buy 30 cans of whipped cream and a ball of twine. Even if it is for a girlscout event, you ...
  • No matter how badly you want sugar, it is not a good idea to break down into a sobbing wreck just...
  • I've been doing well with my new diet and gym workouts. Today I was getting ready for bed and my...
  • Never give your students a language exercise where they write their name backwards if one of them...

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