Tinder.Box

By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 11:02 AM

I don't want to say it, anyways... And I'm sure it will be banned because of one thing. It will make Celestia look like the biggest plothole ever.

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:59 AM

I won't. But not only gore and blood, but also rape and torture. All sorts of things.

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:55 AM

NO...no, i dont

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:54 AM

*laughs* I'm pretty sure *takes another drink and wobbles on my stool*

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:52 AM

*giggles* I appreciate the gesture but popping them won't make me any less drunk *smiles*

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:51 AM

*gets up* maybe.

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:50 AM

Oh... Yes. A lot of that. A ton of that... So much, I can't even describe it.

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:47 AM

I guess... Now, I don't wanna sound like the idiot I am, but what does that even mean?

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:46 AM

Hm? Oh...*hic!* those....they just appear when I'm drunk. I'm not sure why.....

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:44 AM

Yes. But it involves some... Things... That could get the book banned, or even worse, get me in a dungeon!

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:42 AM

*groans* stupid rocks. why doesnt this place have paved roads?

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:39 AM

Well, I was sent to some sort of evil, and cruel place. They called it Hell. But it was a mistake. So I was sent back up... But before I knew it, I... I was just standing there. I was rotting. I was hollow. I felt like everyone I hated in my life suddenly became easy targets. Like I could just swoop in and remove them...

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:39 AM

*shrugs and takes another sip. You notice purple bubbles beginning to appear and pop around my head. I lay my head on the counter*

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:38 AM

*the pony trips and falls, frantically tries to keep himself covered*

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:35 AM

Well, I'm not dead anymore. I used to be. But I'm pretty good now.

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:34 AM

Not all stallions are as nice as us mares would like them to be. Still I guess it was more my fault. I may be able to drink lots without getting sick but when I'm drunk, I'm vulnerable to things like rape and other things

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:32 AM

*ok) *a cloaked pony is walking down the street*

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By ParadoxialEvent on May 7, 2014 at 10:29 AM

...! -feelign that you are clsoe i suck deeper and more vigorously- ...! -shivering in anticipation as i feel you throb in delight-

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:28 AM

Ehm, yes... Kinda died, actually. Like, I was real dead. Completely.

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:27 AM

yep! hes a shadowbolt

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