Tinder.Box

By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:26 AM

... I might have been "absent" these months, I guess...

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By ParadoxialEvent on May 7, 2014 at 10:26 AM

-showing off a little by doing that- ...! -i suck harder and stroke your shaft, now determinated to make you cum for the first time- ...!

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:23 AM

*looks at you* what's wrong?....

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:22 AM

nope hes a pegasus vampire XDXD

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:20 AM

He usually rushes my orders along because he doesn't like me being drunk here. He says it sets a bad example for ponies. Still I kinda feel sorry for making him clean up the mess when a few stallions bent me over the bar while I was drunk, but that's a story for another time

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:20 AM

*shrugs* sure. want to meet a vampony?

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By Gust_Nut on May 7, 2014 at 10:19 AM

... No. When was this again?

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:17 AM

its your post

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:14 AM

*the barkeep leaves in a huff* hey take it easy on him, this place is busy day and night *takes another sip*

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By ParadoxialEvent on May 7, 2014 at 10:13 AM

-i giggle, thinking about continuing but decide to leave your plothole at pace so you dont feel uncomfortable- ... -i now focus my attention on suckign you, taking more than half of your shaft down my throat-

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:11 AM

you start

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:11 AM

That was just a warmup....*orders a bottle of strong wine next, pops off the cork and drinks a quarter of it in one go*

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:09 AM

yours

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:05 AM

*a few seconds later you look over and see I've already gone through three tequila shots*

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 10:03 AM

sure i got 40 min.

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Well I wasn't kidding about the falling off the stool part. I usually fall off at least once every time I get drunk. *smirks and orders a tequila shot from the barkeep*

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By king_salacity on May 7, 2014 at 9:58 AM

hi

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 9:57 AM

*wraps my front legs around your middle and steadies you* take it easy. Jeez we haven't even drank anything yet and you're already falling off your stool. *giggles*

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 9:51 AM

Great! *leads you to the nearest tavern and leads us in. I sit on a stool by the bar and tap the stool next to mine* c'mon up Tinder! *a few ponies spare me a glance and roll their eyes*

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By Berry_Punch on May 7, 2014 at 9:47 AM

Anyway, I'm going to head to the bar. You can come if you want. They have plenty nonalcoholic drinks

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